"Don't Write Down Your Crimes" Notebook (SIGNED WITH DEDICATION)

Ever heard Simon say, "Don't write down your crimes"? Clearly, some criminals missed the memo. But you're smarter than that (right?). Jot down your completely legal notes, sinisterly innocent plans, or random ideas in this sleek, faux-leather notebook emblazoned with the golden rule from The Casual Criminalist.

Inside, you'll find Simon's infamous criminal commandments printed as a helpful reminder: guidelines like "Don't take souvenirs from your victims," "No boasting about your crimes," and obviously, "Don't write down your crimes." As well as his signature. 

Soft-to-the-touch, durable, and subtly stylish, it's the perfect companion for anyone smart enough to learn from others' mistakes.

Just remember: If you are committing crimes, maybe skip this one.

THIS IS SIGNED AND WITH A PERSONALISED DEDICATION.