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"Don't Screw Up Your Kids" Commemorative Coin – Limited Edition

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Celebrate your favorite golden rule from The Casual Criminalist in sophisticated style with this limited-edition commemorative coin. Beautifully crafted with intricate detailing and a striking faux-gold and silver finish, this exclusive collector's coin proudly displays Simon Whistler’s timeless parenting wisdom: "Don't Screw Up Your Kids."

Each coin comes individually numbered (only 200 made!), encased protectively, and accompanied by an official Certificate of Authenticity—hand-signed by Simon himself.

Whether you're a dedicated fan, coin collector, or just appreciate the blunt honesty of good life advice, this unique piece makes the perfect keepsake or gift.

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