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"Don't Screw Up Your Kids" Commemorative Coin – Limited Edition

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Celebrate your favorite golden rule from The Casual Criminalist in sophisticated style with this limited-edition commemorative coin. Beautifully crafted with intricate detailing and a striking faux-gold and silver finish, this exclusive collector's coin proudly displays Simon Whistler’s timeless parenting wisdom: "Don't Screw Up Your Kids."

Each coin comes individually numbered (only 200 made!), encased protectively, and accompanied by an official Certificate of Authenticity—hand-signed by Simon himself.

Whether you're a dedicated fan, coin collector, or just appreciate the blunt honesty of good life advice, this unique piece makes the perfect keepsake or gift.

Only 200 available. Once they're gone, they're gone—so grab yours today!

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